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Old 03-11-2010, 10:33 AM
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wtffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff mate. this is comedy right here.

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A Florida Highway Patrol officer has admitted his incredulity at a woman who pranged her car while shaving her privates.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she piled into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people. Or rather, although she was in the driver's seat, it was actually her ex-hubby Charles Judy who was holding the wheel while she tidied herself up down below.
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In case you're wondering just why Barnes was trimming her hedge, she explained that she was on her way to a rendezvous with her boyfriend and wanted to be "ready for the visit".
Florida woman prangs car while shaving her privates • The Register

wow she could have just done it while in the shower.
i guess this beats road head.
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:35 AM
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inb4 wut
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:36 AM
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You gotta do what you gotta do yermsayin
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:11 AM
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This baffles me on so many levels.
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:15 AM
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crabs?
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:24 AM
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lol. no crabs. but damn shaving the cooch and driving. thats new
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:34 AM
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gotta love a bitch that's willing to do what it takes for her man
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Old 03-11-2010, 11:49 AM
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hahaha dumb bitch.
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:18 PM
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bump
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:20 PM
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i thought girls having pubes was against the law..... well it should be.
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i thought girls having pubes was against the law..... well it should be.
lol you don't like flossing?
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:40 PM
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makes you think what kind of other weird as shit is happening right now
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:53 PM
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this is why everyone should wax! 4-6 weeks of smooth smooth pussy!
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:03 PM
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lmao thats funny stuff
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:11 PM
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I guess you could look at it as like shaving your face on the way to work, but fack, this takes it to a new level.
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:12 PM
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wax that shit
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:54 PM
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I think before anyone starts admiring her, you should all take a look at her mugshot o.O

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Old 03-11-2010, 03:58 PM
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oh my jesus i will have nightmares ^
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:00 PM
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wax that shit
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:03 PM
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Don't shave.
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:04 PM
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lol you don't like flossing?
I threw up in my mouth a little
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:15 PM
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you first
i keep my self clean or nice and short tyvm 8]
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:17 PM
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I think before anyone starts admiring her, you should all take a look at her mugshot o.O

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her roots turn me on. js.
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:52 PM
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Oh jeez... For us guys, shaving our faces are different; just randomly run an electric razor over our faces and we're done; minimal irritation, no bumps. But for a woman to shave her cooch and drive... Doesn't landscaping take some special effort to avoid looking like you got herpes? Besides, if she was actually worth looking at, I'm sure she'd cause accidents while she's spread eagle with her panties off, not the other way around... I know the road ahead would be the last thing on my mind if chicks like Misa Campo was doing that :-) .
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Old 03-11-2010, 04:55 PM
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Smart woman in my opinion....
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