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Old 08-08-2009, 12:19 PM
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"wait and see what happens when im done!"
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:24 PM
 
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just yell back.. SURPRISE!
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:25 PM
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why is hot when girls masturbate and gross when guys do??
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:33 PM
 
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because guys have dick cheese with usually unshaved pubs that grow like vines up their dick, and girls shave it all & the ones who masturbate in a guys mind are porn stars.

next question.
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Old 08-08-2009, 12:39 PM
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becuase girls have vags :]
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:06 PM
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because guys have dick cheese with usually unshaved pubs that grow like vines up their dick, and girls shave it all & the ones who masturbate in a guys mind are porn stars.

next question.
thats why you groom yourself =P
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:12 PM
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i give my pubs cornrows
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:15 PM
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i give my pubs cornrows
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:49 PM
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no its a true fact ask trooper she grooms it for me also ahaa
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Old 08-08-2009, 01:59 PM
 
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sometimes, i have to pick out the bugs like a monkey.
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Old 08-08-2009, 02:02 PM
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yeah but she doesnt have the balls to tell them its really crabs
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Old 08-08-2009, 09:55 PM
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hahahahahaha all these fucken responses are hilarious...
i've got caught having sex but not masturbating...
what's worse!? sex or masterbating!? lol
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Old 08-08-2009, 11:31 PM
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Im trying to make a people tree....
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uR A SICK BASTARD. CHOWDER = FUTURE CHILD MOLESTER.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:00 AM
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hahahahahaha all these fucken responses are hilarious...
i've got caught having sex but not masturbating...
what's worse!? sex or masterbating!? lol
getting caught masturbating is epic fail... the person who catches u automatically things u dun get none...

i got caught having sex in the mall parkinglot b4. i got a high5 after
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:44 PM
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gettin caught is fail thats why i never got caught
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